Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Hello my lovely darling people!
I'm here to remind you to come for our class chalet this coming Friday!
And those little punks who have not paid for the chalet, you will have to pay a hefty sum of money. Yes, $$$.
I don't care if you need to save your moolah for your pet chihuahua, or give your little sister her birthday present.
The fee comes FIRST. SINCE YOU'RE LATE IN HANDING IT IN.If you do not pay up, you can forget about stepping into the chalet. You can then spend the night moon-gazing and talk to the mozzies.
Okay, I bet most of you are wondering what are we going to do for Halloween and Saturday. Yes, with my heart of gold / precious stones, I shall now give you a rough idea of how we are spending our time prior to the Amazing Race at the luxurious resort.
The meeting place will be at Pasir Ris MRT station
. If, you do know how to get there, please just go directly to: Costa Sands Resort @ Pasir Ris
(159M, Jalan Loyang Besar, Pasir Ris Park, Singapore 509404.)Be punctual. If you're meeting us at the station, be there by
2pm.By the way, we are
checking in at 3pm, so if you're making your way there by your own helicopter/bicycle/car/scooter/motorbike/tricycle/trishaw/limbs, please get there by then.
Although the meeting time is 2pm, the shuttle bus comes every hour and it's too small to contain all of us. So, some of us need to take the public bus, you know the SBS bus? So we will separate. But we will all get there eventually. It's just a matter of time. Therefore, we must be at the chalet by 3pm.
After emphasising on the importance of checking in, we will give you all some time to dump your stuff. The Amazing Race will start at 4pm. To give you people the sense of urgency and an incentive to complete the race, we decided that the last team will be the last to bathe, and the ones to clean the toilets later. Ain't it a wonderful world?
Moving on, each person is only allowed
ten minutes to bathe. Yes, I know it's difficult but if you do not get out by ten minutes flat, we will knock down the door. Please note that there are only two toilets for so many of us.
We may have a person timing but we will see if that is really necessary.
Okay, I shall end here then. Do remember to pack for the chalet.
Warning in advance: I'm not sharing my shampoo or soap.
From,
Your Beloved vice chairperson, Mei Jun =]
10:30 PM